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What We Offer
Tailored to your vehicle.
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Full Detail
Our signature service — a comprehensive inside and out transformation that leaves nothing untouched. The complete reset your vehicle deserves.
Complete interior deep clean
Full exterior wash & decontamination
Clay bar treatment
Hand polish & wax protection
Wheel & tyre detail
Windows inside & out
Leather conditioning
From £160 / session
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Premium Detail
Everything in the Full Detail, elevated. Machine polishing and professional paint protection leave your vehicle in showroom condition — and keep it there.
Everything in Full Detail
Machine polish & swirl removal
Paint decontamination & iron removal
Professional paint sealant
Engine bay clean
Fabric & upholstery protection
Post-service condition report
From £250 / session
Why Noir
The standard others don't reach.
100%
Satisfaction Rate
Every vehicle, every time
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We come to you
No waiting rooms. No drop-offs. We arrive at your home, office, or anywhere that works. Your time is respected.
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Professional-grade products
We use only premium detailing products — the same used by specialist body shops and concours restoration teams.
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No shortcuts. Ever.
Every job is treated with the same obsessive attention to detail regardless of vehicle age or size. Our reputation depends on it.
How It Works
Simple. Effortless.
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Book Online
Choose your service, pick a time that suits you, and submit your booking request in under 2 minutes.
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We Confirm
You'll receive a confirmation within a few hours. We'll remind you the day before your appointment.
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We Arrive
Our fully equipped mobile unit arrives at your location. No preparation needed on your end.
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Enjoy the Result
We take care of everything. You walk back to a vehicle that looks — and feels — completely transformed.
Reviews
What our clients say.
★★★★★
"Absolute perfection. They came to my office and the car was completely transformed when I got back. The ceramic coating looks incredible — I've had three people ask me if it's a new car."
James R.
Ceramic Coating — BMW M4
★★★★★
"I had two dogs and a toddler in my car for three years. I booked a full detail mostly hoping for improvement. I was not prepared for what came back. Genuinely looks showroom fresh."
Sarah M.
Full Detail — Range Rover Sport
★★★★★
"The attention to detail is unlike any valet I've ever used. They noticed a scuff on the door sill I'd forgotten about and sorted it without being asked. Booked four times now, will book again."
Marcus T.
Full Detail — Porsche 911
Get In Touch
Book your detail.
Fill in the form and we'll get back to you within a few hours to confirm your appointment and answer any questions.